Girl, that's what Portlandia is for! Oh, and I can't pass by without a "Like" for Dogshaming.

I subjected myself to this painful half hour just so I could be a member of the powerful AV Club Gay Mafia.  Yeah, it sucked.

I subjected myself to this painful half hour just so I could be a member of the powerful AV Club Gay Mafia.  Yeah, it sucked.

She performed at a Pride festival, but denied that it was her subtle way of coming out.

She performed at a Pride festival, but denied that it was her subtle way of coming out.

Oh dear Jesus how did I miss that Fat-Her thing

Oh dear Jesus how did I miss that Fat-Her thing

Latifah is now out…

Latifah is now out…

I saw The Campaign this weekend.  It got a B here, which was pretty generous.  It wasn't terrible or anything, but there were large chunks of awkward dead air.  Given the cast, I'm surprised by how largely ignored it seems to be.

I saw The Campaign this weekend.  It got a B here, which was pretty generous.  It wasn't terrible or anything, but there were large chunks of awkward dead air.  Given the cast, I'm surprised by how largely ignored it seems to be.

Maybe not the entire movie, but I unironically love Sandra Bernhard in it.

Maybe not the entire movie, but I unironically love Sandra Bernhard in it.

Ah, Mortal Kombat.  When a young Glen Coco would walk up to the 7-11 after school, slide a quarter in, and select Sonya.  The other youths laughed.  "Check out the dude who always wants to play as a chick! Hahaha!"  Their laughter stopped when she'd bust out that flip-over-grab-you-with-her-thighs move, and their…

Ah, Mortal Kombat.  When a young Glen Coco would walk up to the 7-11 after school, slide a quarter in, and select Sonya.  The other youths laughed.  "Check out the dude who always wants to play as a chick! Hahaha!"  Their laughter stopped when she'd bust out that flip-over-grab-you-with-her-thighs move, and their…

Whatever.  I ruled at Chun Li.  Which I had to play at the local 7-11, because this was in the days before the console gaming explosion.  I also wore an onion on my belt, and each game cost dickety-five cents.

Whatever.  I ruled at Chun Li.  Which I had to play at the local 7-11, because this was in the days before the console gaming explosion.  I also wore an onion on my belt, and each game cost dickety-five cents.

Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.

Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.

Ditto.  And for some reason, my Sunday is the clashiest.