I remember being so excited to read "The Problem With Susan" because I had never heard a satisfactory explanation of/response to why she was banned from paradise (erm…spoiler).   And I still haven't.  I love Neil Gaiman, but I'm still searching for answers on that one.

I remember being so excited to read "The Problem With Susan" because I had never heard a satisfactory explanation of/response to why she was banned from paradise (erm…spoiler).   And I still haven't.  I love Neil Gaiman, but I'm still searching for answers on that one.

Give him a break, he studied philosophy in college.  This is all he has.

Give him a break, he studied philosophy in college.  This is all he has.

But Doug Benson is on the other side of the screen!  This has turned into a real Sophie's Choice.

But Doug Benson is on the other side of the screen!  This has turned into a real Sophie's Choice.

Probably during Contagion.

Probably during Contagion.

Wait, so this movie isn't about Michele Bachmann?

Wait, so this movie isn't about Michele Bachmann?

Congrats to you and the wife!  And kudos to the impending child, who will likely have the day off work every year on his/her birthday.

The list of things I want on my tombstone just keeps getting longer, and this doesn't help.

The list of things I want on my tombstone just keeps getting longer, and this doesn't help.

Moonrise Babies…we make our dreams come true!
Moonrise Babies…we'll do the same for you!
When your folks just won't allow you to date a nerd tween…
Just run away down to the beach and then you'll touch his peen.
Moonrise, moonrise, moonrise, moonrise…
Babies, babies, babies, babies…
Make dreams come true!

Moonrise Babies…we make our dreams come true!
Moonrise Babies…we'll do the same for you!
When your folks just won't allow you to date a nerd tween…
Just run away down to the beach and then you'll touch his peen.
Moonrise, moonrise, moonrise, moonrise…
Babies, babies, babies, babies…
Make dreams come true!

A is A.

A is A.

I did love Aunt May.

I did love Aunt May.

The judging ruins that show for me.