I still - STILL - haven't seen a single episode of Cougar Town, even though I'm sure it would be right up my alley.

"You can't beat me at Linda Bagel….I'm Linda!"

Yes, but they can't make a movie out of The Long Walk, because like so many of King's works, it doesn't have an ending.  And then audiences will be stuck sitting in movie theaters for all eternity.

I'm still loving this show, but I think they're starting to go to the Louise well a little too much.  I demand more Horny Tina!

Will Mad Men be streaming anywhere after it airs?  I ask for a really lame friend who doesn't have a DVR, and who won't be home tonight.

If you've got a better way of showing the world that you WON'T CONFORM TO THE WAYS OF THE MAN, I'd like to hear it.

[Shyamalan] has since moved on to another project, now filming and set for release in 2013. We look forward to judging that, too.

One thing that Series 7 had that neither The Hunger Games nor Battle Royale has is terrifying believability.

Hey, Tweedy!  How do you like THIS nutcracker?

Touch of Evil is good, but it's no Touch of Satan.  This is where the fish lives.

Well, that was just odd.

I think it's one of Lily Tomlin's best performances, too, but I totally get what you're saying about the hospital scenes.

It's Rachel!  And she looks like Blossom!

I need to know exactly what you mean by that, because I need to know exactly how angry I need to be.

"I wet Andy's pants!"

A Bob's Burgers - Season 1 quote thread needs to happen, so hit it, bitches.

I went on a first date to see Confederate States of America and didn't want to be The Guy That Walks Out of Movies, even though I desperately wanted to jump ship on that self-congratulatory piece of shit.  The only thing that sustained me was the promise of being able to grab a bite afterwards and tear the movie to…

Good for us!

I loved the show in its entirety, but the quote that has stuck with me the most is when Veronica is wistfully wishing she could disappear people the way that Asian companies can:

I particularly like the "unnatural", because there aren't hundreds of millions of us or anything.