Disclaimer:  The following question is asked in all seriousness, and is neither a knock on Sean O'Neal nor a passive-aggressive rhetorical way of trying to be a smartypants.

Yeah, that off-brand "Toddlers and Tiaras" show they're advertising does not bode well.

P.S. - Cinnamon M&Ms?!?!  Where can I lay my hands on these?

“Mostly I’m confused by these cookies. I like Oreos and I like cake frosting. And it’s not that they taste bad together, they just don’t taste right together. I’d happily eat some more, but given the choice, I’d stick with a classic Oreo.”

The goggles!  They do nothing!

He can hate me on American Horror Story again.  And by "hate" I mean "bang".  And by American Horror Story, I mean a pool table.  And by "again", I mean "anytime".  And by "He", I mean "He".

As a C-section baby, I can finally experience the joy of two pink walls closing in on me from both sides.

Stuff You Missed in History Class has had a lot of disappointing episodes lately, but that Bessie Coleman one was remarkable.

That movie never got enough play.  Like Velma.

What I really loved is that if any other queen had complained about Snatch Game unprofessionalism, there would have been this big, snarky backlash from the other contestants.  But when Latrice goes on the rampage, she gets abashed faces and contrite apologies.  Phi Phi may not have taken responsibility for her mess of…

Oh, why'd you have to reopen the wound?  Goddamn, I miss that show.

Tooooooooooooooooooe-pick!

I mean, disappointing sequels are more common than not, I guess, but I was still really looking forward to Dragon Age 2, which was a big letdown.

I'm that one guy you've heard whispers of that actually prefers 8.  Otherwise…yeah, totally.

I wouldn't say that I loved it, but I watched the shit out of it, and it's stuck with me in a way that a lot of similar things from that time haven't.  Is it the rapping Jughead that keeps it lodged in my brain?

3. having a severe case of The Handsomes

I thought you were saying "Do it!  Do it!"

I feel like she has enough money to buy her earrings someplace other than Claire's.

Well, if it's being mentioned in the same breath as Triplets of Belleville, you can.  To the Netflix queue!

Oh, our viewing party has all sorts of drinking game rules.  It's too late for this boring season, but maybe this'll help some drunkie in the future.  Take a drink: