Oh, thank God someone else brought it up.  I felt bad for thinking Lindsay's seemingly neverending series of horrible earrings are one of the more interesting aspects of the entire season.

I don't usually ascribe personal motives to a writer's point of view, and I swear I went into this podcast with an open mind, but yeah, I didn't hear anything in that discussion that didn't boil down to the fact that Emily is just plain fascinated by this trainwreck.  And since it's distasteful to be fascinated by a…

Sports and entertainment reporting aside, I think we can all agree that that is some stellar Photoshop work up there.

When Premiere folded, they decided they'd close out my subscription period with US Weekly.  Cause those are totally the same thing.  Brangelina…squeeee!

PIIIIIIIZZA!  PIZZA, PIZZA GO IN BELLY, ME SO HUNGEE, ME SO HUNGEE.

That awesome Pointer Sister line was the first thing of value Jiggly has brought to this show.

En garde…..bitch.

NAAAA, it shouldn't.

That he's gone a fur piece down the road.  Oh, I'm sorry.  My response has punctuation.  Faulkner would not approve.

I'm normally don't pounce on typos and editing errors, but you misspelled Manila Luzon as R-A-J-A.

Yeah, but at least Shangela had a skill.  She annoyed me like she annoyed everyone else, but she could sometimes turn it out on the runway, and was good in the comedy/commercial type of challenge.  Jiggly, on the other hand…  I honestly don't even know why she was cast.  She doesn't bring anything to the table.

Regardless of the initial hype, the breakdown, and the comeback, I've never been into Britney Spears' schitck, but I loves me some "Toxic".

Or going on The Amazing Race and not knowing how to drive a stick shift.

Whew.  The fact that he might support a different current Republican candidate must really allay those gay fans' concerns.

We instituted a new rule into the Top Chef Drinking Game, in which we had to take a drink every time Sarah lauded some obscure background fact about herself as a way of relating to the challenge.  That killed a lot of wine.

Wow, articles about K-Fed, Santorum supporters, Chris Brown, Brett Ratner, and Jenny McCarthy all in one day?  Now I'm having fun trying to predict the next giant douchebag of the entertainment world to appear in the Newswire.

Right, but if I do something that simple, my grant application won't be considered.

My scientific research will now focus on how to "like" this post a hundred times.

Yeah, like @avclub-5b7e0a1ad5d9ac9ef3063b05f55b6d31:disqus said, I don't see any reason why they can't report on both quality entertainment and crap.  I would say there's a marked difference between this article, which actually analyzes why the subject doesn't/shouldn't have cultural relevance, and that horrendous…

Also, it's times like these that I rue the fact that China is the only country in the world with children up for adoption.