The Ghost Writer was overrated, but Ghostwriter was underrated, so it all works out in the end.

TO MEET DIFFERENT PEOPLE!

Aw, that's sad.  Danger Mouse was my first television obsession, and Penfold remains one of my favorite television characters of all time.

I'm gay, and yet I have a giant crush on Myrna Loy (circa The Thin Man).

It's amazing how Schoolhouse Rock sticks with you.  I found myself grooving to "I Got Six" in the shower last week FOR NO REASON.

I'm starting to get a bit disappointed in RadioLab in general, but "Patient Zero" is a really great episode.

That's how I feel, too.  If the smugless level remains manageable and the hosts don't get too far up their own asses, it's one of my favorites.

I was about to add my voice to the "I'm not angry - I'm just pointing out it sucks" chorus, but then I realized there is a facet of Twilight that makes me angry:  It sucks up all the cultural air in the room.

Thank you.  I'll never understand this current trend of classifying guys with incredible bodies but faces that look like they've been repeatedly struck with a frying pan as "hunks".

Luckily, Rachael Ray is here to help:

I love you, Dr. Lowenstein.

I was trying to fathom what possible legitimate reasoning could be behind that meat counter performance, and can't come up with anything.

Yes!  Up yours, Krabappel!

"Well, I NEVER.  Except for last year!"

"Lady Holiday, will you be hiring any more pigs?"

Hahaha!  Someone referred to a Housewives show as "unscripted"!  Comedy gold, I tell ya.

Love shack, baby, love shack!

Crumbs!

Didn't someone try this already?  Some unpleasant woman that they actually tried to get away with calling the Fairy Jobmother that yelled at people who were looking for work about how their resumes sucked?  The American public takes a lot of well-deserved criticism about its taste, but at least we can say that nobody…

Long ago, a friend of mine told me that movie would be fine, because it's "funny gory, not realistic gory".  And I listened, because I'm dumb.  I'm still hassling her about it to this day.