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Glen Coco
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How gory is "Immortals"?  I don't mind violence, but I'm kind of a gore wimp.

I actually don't think Sandy was oblivious to Jeremy's frustration.  It looked like she was deliberately leaving the hint on the floor where he dropped it, assuming (correctly as it turned out) that if she didn't say anything, he wouldn't have the stones to pick a direct fight.

Over a shotski!  Cindy is kind of stealth hilarious.

Hang on, you guys…  I've just read the first few sentences of something that promises a Final Solution.  Allow me to pledge my full support!  We need more solutions!

Or you just orchestrated a hell of a lot of pranks.

Agreed.  It's a good premise, but the movie just kind of meandered around without much of a point.

Plain or BQ?

I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!

I remember listening to a sample of "Penitent" and buying the entire album on the spot, because that song is so damn good.

So…this is being made before any attempt at "The Oregon Trail"?  I'm going to go die of typhoid.

She's also awesome in the duet with Jonathan Coulton on his "Now I Am an Arsonist".

Oooh, thanks for this.  She is one of my favorite artists.

Given the screencap, it appears that wax figures will also figure into this equation.

*punch*

He covered THAT up pretty well!

I stand by my opinion that Mission Hill portrayed the most realistic gay relationship on television.

I'm working my way through My Boys on Netflix Instant, and I'm not entirely sure why.  That show's like rice cakes.  Not good, but not bad, and since the bag's already open, I may as well finish it.

There will be no elephant-blaming when the twinkly vampire is present.  Maybe Gus Van Sant can do something with him, too.

I thought I'd hate them, but I'm kind of getting into the idea.  Plus, it replaced "The Rest of the Week", which was terrible.

I tend to look down on so-bad-it's-good television, and have nothing but disdain for all of the Housewife shows and their ardent fans.  Then I remember I willingly and happily watched Joe Millionaire, and am forced to shut my yap.