I have to put "favorite" in sarcastic quotes, because few reality show moments did my heart as good as Season 1, Episode 1.  A giant asshole named Ken acts up in every way possible, assured that his attitude will make him the bad boy of the season.  You could almost physically see his thought bubbles, his mind…

It turns out one of these films is already complete.  It actually stars James Franco, and is 180 minutes of nuns farting on large stacks of American cheese, with one lonely wedge of Laughing Cow on top.  It cost 350 million dollars.

I know!  Now I have to consult my day planner to figure out if I'm ready for some football.

Saying it a thousand times doesn't make it a thousand times truer.

After The Rum Diary, Drive Angry, and The Playboy Club, is it time to just toss Amber Heard on the "Sorry, But You Had Your Shot And It Didn't Work Out" pile?  Alex Pettyfer could use the company.

No matter how bad the television show, if you keep including "Into the Woods" clips and references, I'll be here every week.

Maybe he's going for the world record in "Cooking Competitions, Defeated In".

It's amazing how I laugh heartily at "Dental Plan" and "OF COCK", and think the Dawes mentions are the dumbest thing ever, but there it is.

I was just thinking the same thing.  Death by misadventure is one thing, but it's doubly sad when the final product is destined for obsolescence.

My TV Club Classic wish is for "Dead Like Me".  It was a great comedy, a great drama, dealt with Serious Issues that would work well for critical analysis, and while I'm sad it only got two seasons, that would make it easier to review.

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There was a CYOA-style book I've been trying to track down since 1993 with no success.  It was a murder mystery at a ski cabin.  There was a lady drowned in the pool and poison gas and I can't for the life of me find the title.

As to the book:

Our viewing party called him Dr. Teeth.

I don't even know if it boils down to gay or straight, as much as they seemed to work incredibly hard at casting this season with rational, sane people.  After all, there's not much time to care about sexuality when one of your contestants belongs in a rubber room, thrashing against the walls wailing about his mommy's…

How dare she use the help she was given and expressly told to use!

I think what made it annoying is that he kept referring to his being in the competition as this giant sacrifice he just had to do, like he's in "Series 7" all of a sudden.

I knew it was the immigants!  Even when it was the meat-eaters, I knew it was them.

Can you shed some light on the quality of airline food?

"Pop, pop!"