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They Kant.

Are you saying you didn't like him in "Universal Donor: The Clara Barton Story"?

I told myself I wouldn't start watching Season 2 until I had slogged through Season 1.  Those first episodes were so tedious, it took me four months.

Spent the weekend at a house with actual movie channels, so I got to tear through "The Nightmare Before Christmas" AND "Legal Eagles".  Yay!

But you can also truly believe that your boss is the stupidest jerk on the planet, and still realize that should you wander around saying that to everyone, there's going to be some blowback.

Aw, crud.  Why'd you have to trigger my thankfully-repressed memories of Linda Weaver?  Man, she was loathsome.

Your appearance is comical to me!

Found it!
 
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The story is not without its problems, but I have to say, that side puzzle that ends with the people coming to kill the family that accidentally stumbles upon the cable company's spying was pretty chilling.

Unless Christopher Nolan directs it.  "Inception", obviously, but I swear I've seen "Memento" a dozen times, and I catch something new on every single viewing.

But, in the trailer, people fall down!  Like, a lot!  How can it not be HILARIOUS?

Grand Literature it may be, but I maintain that they made me read "Animal Farm" too early.  I was still watching cartoons after school, but suddenly, my homework revolves around a book where throats are being ripped out and beloved characters are shipped off to the glue factory.  Yeesh.

Good choice.  I love the payoff with the frog.

I had to leave the theater at that scene, because I didn't want to burst into ridiculous baby sobs in front of everyone.

Good one.  Pure evil now exists in solid form and this kid's an orphan.  Have a good night, everyone!

Nope, this is a holistic statistic (Hey, I'm a poet and was not cognizant of the fact!) - an immediate DUH response upon reading things like "Most car accidents take place within two miles of the person's residence or place of employment."  No way!

"He also says that perhaps our biggest fear is of strangers, then rattles off crime stats about victims knowing their attackers."

There are a lot of fascinating ones.  The two that instantly sprang to my mind were the Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire and the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.

It's not for everyone, but yeah, give it a whirl.  I'm enjoying this latest season a lot more than I did the most recent "Top Chef: Masters".