Said in my best Scruffy voice:  "Second."

Poor, unloved "Top Chef: Just Desserts".  Am I the only one watching it?  Or if not, am I the only one watching it for assets other than Gail Simmons' boobs?

Damn!  Shit!  That is wack!

Woo!  Now write a song about that bitchy lady at Ponderosa who wouldn't honor your two-for-the-price-of-one coupon!  Power to the people!

2 was my favorite, if only for the wonder movies and the hilariously over-the-top council advice.

I can't tell if I'm annoyed or delighted that a show like "The League" is ripping jokes off "The Golden Girls".

Thank you for this.  The Annoying Precocious Moppet Scale is becoming distressingly relevant to a lot of movies these days.

Will you two stop staying "gummy" so much?

When I saw "Camp", I remember thinking that the musical performances were good, but wow, was the acting ever terrible, except for Anna Kendrick.  She was the one person in that mess who actually made something believable of her character.

I like the Pointer Sisters' pinball number count from "Sesame Street".

Timing issue.  I imagine I'm not the only person who downloads and syncs podcasts at the end of the day to load up for tomorrow, which means these articles go up a full day before I'll ever hear the podcast.  By the time I hear it, the article has fallen down the list and nobody's still discussing it.

Carriage returns are free, you know.

These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of…Soap!

This really should be played out by now, but damned if I don't laugh every time.

Is King-as-television-analyst anything like King-as-magazine-columnist?  Because if so, I'm out.

I hate "flyover country" and "Middle America", but you raise a good point.  That said, I decree that those two phrases be back-benched until California has gay marriage and Iowa doesn't.

The "Entertainment Weekly" article about it is hilarious.  It's not the first time they've tried to sell a movie going through stars and directors like Kleenex as secretly wonderful, but it's always funny when they try.

Someone's clamoring for a "Heroes" movie?

"Guns, huh?"

Exactly.  The words "Twilight Zone" barely registered, except that only in a parallel universe would those two directors be simultaneously considered.