Or 693 dog problems.

Everyone always mentions the credit card line, but never includes the awesome payoff:

I'm glad you broke the ice on this one.  John Hodgman is wonderful, but I just can't listen to this podcast anymore.  I don't know if it's because it's not well-produced or because — as you say — the guests are becoming worse and worse, but for something that started off strong, I just can't wring any fun out of it…

Standard Reply About People Who Are Allowed To Surf The Internet On Work Computers But Not To Download Anything To The Hard Drive.

Especially Lisa!  But ESPECIALLY Bart.

I agree about the sharp design, except for the first task.  Phil spends two minutes explaining what sounds like will be a nicely devious mental task, only for it to turn into a bunch of hysterical umbrella opening, with absolutely no critical thinking necessary to getting off to a good start.

Allow me to just copy my Facebook status: 
Lalala…
Started watching the first season of "Community". Lalala… OK, this
is pretty funny, but I don't see what all the hubbub is about.
Lalala… Starting the "Modern Warfare" paintball episode. OH MY GOD
BEST SHOW EVER.

Agreed.  "What's Going On" is blatantly terrible.

I'm happy to be alive during this explosion of entertainment centered around cooking (both informational and competitive), but Jesus, is it ever time to get some new vanguards.  One-note hacks like Ramsay, Guy Fieri, and yeah-I'll-say-it Paula Deen are becoming more irritatingly omnipresent by the day.

I'd say that Harriet person on "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip", if I could have stomached watching that shit show for more than two minutes to get any evidence for my argument.

Time to break out a new grade: F+

Clearly.  "And I said, 'Look, buddy.  I'm not taking my clothes off for anyone.  I don't care if it is…artistic.'"

I could never articulate my problems with DiCaprio, but that just about nails it.

Face it, Dorothy.  Men would rather PAY for cupcakes.

The "wet teacher contest" bit is one of the best jokes of the series.

You know what would be a good entry episode?  "Jack Frost".

Everyone's always going on about "Mr. B Natural", but "Design for Dreaming" and "The Home Economics Story" are pure gold.

Ross is no stranger to raping the land.

30% of accidents are caused by women's heinders.

I had a pretty MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!