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Glen Coco
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That anchovies ditty did more to redeem Dawn's character for me than anything else in the entire series.

Banana Bonanzas All Around
Towards the end of "Dead Like Me", the writers started to explore a little bit more of Kiffany and Crystal, who both ruled. Of all the reasons I wish that show had gotten another season, getting more of their back-stories is one of the biggest.

It wasn't a terrible movie, but I dearly hope that after that and "Big Fish", nobody asks Ewan McGregor to attempt an American accent ever again.

Statham vs. Owen

Look, you guys. This is neither the time nor the place to comment in this thread. Meet me by the picnic table in ten seconds; I'll explain everything then.

Well, they did that one follow-up show last season, correct? I don't remember all of the details, but I think they went back to about four of the houses they had cleaned up, and all but one of them had completely refilled.

Or even Noah Wyle. You can tell I've already begun this game in earnest.

"Falling Skies" as Drinking Game
Clearly, Rule #1 will need to be to take a drink every time Noah Wylie says "He's….MY SON."

You girls come in late again, and you're out!
With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beer
Steady as a goat
We're flying over trout
Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes

I enjoyed that analysis, so consider this comment whatever the diametric opposite of tl;dr is.

"It opened last night, or was that only in NYC?"

Well, neither did Seth Putnam, so give yourself a pass on this one.

That piece bugged me a bit, because the contributor's story can basically be summed up as "This test was never intended to rubber stamp every single person, and by the way, this guy's family and friends think he's an OK guy."

I have the droppings of someone who claims he saw Bigfoot.

Everyone in this thread needs to go get a vagina enlargement.

I wish I could tie you up in my shoes - make you feel ungritty, too.

Flames on the side of my face
The first celebrity death to really hit me hard was Madeline Kahn, and I'm still depressed at all the awesome comedy we've been deprived of since.

He brings every scene he's in to a screeching halt. I don't know if it's because he's terrible at everything or the writers just aren't giving him anything to work with, but he needs to go.

Oh, God. Guy Fieri is the worst. And he looks like he was birthed out of two-week-old McDonald's fry oil.

Foxface
She may not have any lines, but I consider Foxface a much more important character than several of the chattier tributes.