Mr. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeardsly!

I've got some paper towels!

I see that "Wonderfalls" has already been mentioned, which would be fine, although if there's something in the canceled-too-soon Bryan Fuller triumvirate that's going to be covered, I'd rather it was "Dead Like Me".

Will you PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE stop trying to make yourself the CEEEEEEEEEEENTER of ATTEEEEEEEEEENTION?

That's a good argument for the overall show, but I agree with Myles that within this episode, it was frustratingly arbitrary. They'd ding one person for not pleasing the "client", the next for not reminding them enough of the inspiration dish, another for playing things too safe, then turn around and focus on food…

I think it's a subject worth talking about from different perspectives, but you're right that "Josie and the Pussycats" tackled this first, and awesomely so. It was totally jerkin'.

It's just barbecue sauce. Now come on, I want to make out.

Who keeps giving this guy money to make movies? Wouldn't lighter fluid and a match be a more efficient way to get rid of it?

That level where you have to suck 37 dicks is intense.

Well, SyFy can take solace in the fact that no matter how bad the music or how much of a technical mess it is, it can't be any worse than "Stargate Universe".

To me, it was a serviceable "sequel" to "How Will I Know?", which was the first song to take my brain hostage.

I've tried JD's way… I've tried Miss Pauline Fleming's way…
I love that Anna, who's ostensibly trying to coordinate a full planetary assault and secure her royal line, needs to set aside a good portion of her day to deal with one lady on TV that says passive-aggressive things about her. The Visitors really have no…

The phone, the phone….WHERE'S THE FUCKING PHONE?!?!?!

True enough. Also, I heard that Denise Fleming is a tampon.

Dude…these brownies suck!
The commercials for "Take Me Home Tonight" make it look terrible, so I'm not sure why there was a need to bolster that opinion by attempting to tie it to a movie that 1) Fucking rocked, despite starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, and 2) Had nothing to do with the '80s.

The announcement doesn't count if you don't pop your eyebrow as you make it.