Don't. Praise. The machine.

"If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around…start shoveling!

Last year, I felt something on my cheek and brushed it aside. Turns out is was a bee. Now, this is at my desk in an office on the 13th floor in an urban area. While the bee was shocked and I quickly trapped it in an empty bottle of juice. I figured I could take the bee to the park at lunch and release it. So, I wrote…

"You're diabolical"?! I've been hearing it as "Simpson, you diabolical…" for years. Hell, decades.

They're gona slather his skin with lotion giving him a nice masage where a gentle touch along the spin gives him goose pimples. Then comes the "surprise"flaying.

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It depends on your definition of the word crisis.

Long, hairless balls. Smooth as eggs.

That's bad!

Love that Joker!

I look foward to hearing him try to hold it together when Abed says, "We finally made paintball cool again."

She's my daughter….Maebe.

3 years. These shows run 3 years because their audience and cast ages out too quickly. Also, their audience numbers can rival The Walking Dead. So thier ratings beat most baseball teams entire seasons. That's gotta be the case for my Astros.

Wereenemy?

Billy Zane played The Ghost Who Walks! What more reason do you need?

Finally, a food critic who doesn't immediatley poo poo evrything he eats.

The radio version of Dragnet had Fatima Extra Long Cigarette as a sponsor. In addition to having doctors claiming that longer cigarettes meant fewer cigarettes and thus were healthier, the had a spot were a writer claimed that he was able to spit out more scripts due to having to open fewer packs of Fatima.

I concur. For example, I know the very strip club where that crazy billionairefirst met Anna Nicole. I saw amoment of an E! True story and was surprised it was this du,p by the freeway I pass each day going to work. Until it had been torn down in the last few months, it shared a strip mall with a Sonic's.

We'll go with "Ow That Hurts" for 200, Skip.

I remember seeing a picture of Jenna Fischer when she was cast and thought, "She's way too hot to play Dawn. Typical fucking American TV casting."