It's the place for fun sounding lunacy that almost always winds up as unwatchably boring hours intercut with commercials for the next round of afternoon killers.

Today's shows is one act with two parts. One part going into another, to be specific.

So those seasons were minor league?

Prank calls from her dead husband, Frank Rizzo.

So listeners could keep Bopper in check if they have an equal amount of harmonicas on their music flak jacket/ blues bandelero?

An ampersand looks like two D's and a W all smashed together. You can read about in Wavy Petey's Groovy Grass Cigarette newsletter.

"Joan! You went over my helmet?!"

Pete tries one of those jazz cigarettes all the kids talk about.

I mean, what the hell am I'm doing here?

Idris Elba would be the Doctor that rips Daleks in two with his bare hands. But if you get Alice from Luther as the companion, then I am fucking in.

I alternate between D'oeth and B'oh myself. Draws confused looks but amuses me to no end.

That episode kept me out of a youths gang.

Crisortunity!

I'm a big , scary looking son of a gun and yet I still have trouble going out and checking on noises at night.

Sir Patrick is a hero to women. Like that time he freed those women from a POW camp. His only reward was the thanks of those women and getting to watch them in that helicopter's rearview mirror.

A moving performance but that still picture has me shaking my fists in the air at that bitch called Time. What the fuck did you do to Julie Delpy, you monster?!

Yeah, I recall watching with mouth agape at a middle aged woman speaking at full volume into her phone not two seats from me. And she was just chatting about normal shit. Alamo may not be the cheapest ticket in my area but any time I go somewhere else people do shit like prop open the fire door to talk on their phone…

Hannibal has lots of disturbing images. Real nightmare fuel stuff. I can usually handle gore but last week's totem pole really messed with me.

What's a Nubian?

"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!"