My dog has boycotted this site due to its stance on neutering.

That's so much better, btw.

Nope.  I'm getting the "Delocated" ad with a shirtless guy in a mask mounting a dead bear.

I liked the movie better the first time I saw it in animated form.  It was called Akira.

Thanks.  You ruined Forrest Gump. :(

Get canceraids and die already.

I drugged myself when I saw it today.  My wife dragged me.

I bet Ellie got really hot.

Spiderman's neighbor was really stupid.  She should have taken the money before losing her shit!

Of course George got jealous.  There's another man at his home fornicating with his lover!

One thing I'd add about the Ian/Mickey deal is that even though Mickey doesn't like to show emotion, it's interesting to see how much he expresses his affection as a "tough guy" towards Ian.  The constant badgering about how much military life would suck showed that he was just putting on a tough exterior while…

That's what we all thought. :)

Some people don't recognize irony.

I just have to ask:

Calzones are just pizza that's harder to eat.

There's already a really good calzone place.  It's in Idiotville, along Terrible Idea Avenue.

Yeah, because self-righteous know-it-alls make for great protagonists.

This is one of the episodes where Tessa comes off as overly self-righteous.  After meeting a gay kid in the closet who begs her not to say anything to anyone about it, she not only tells her friend, but also makes it her life mission to make the kid come out.  Her reasoning is that "he'd be happier."

I just watched this show.  That's 1/2 hour I will never get back.

I wonder if George is going to be jealous of Scott.