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    This makes me want to watch Moral Orel.

    No Sucker Punch?

    Almost all of these are movies I hadn't even heard of.

    Community is gone now.  Life has lost all meaning.

    Why is 90's music on classic radio?

    FUCK THIS SHIT!  I WILL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!

    Enjoy your first case of CancerAids.

    A C-?  C'mon, this should have gotten at least a B.

    There's two reasons we didn't worry about Eric's death.

    I noticed a lot of people complaining about the extended prayer scenes and whatnot, but am I the only person that noticed the irony of the three zombies in the church, just staring at Jesus, the Zombie God?

    King of the Hill was always awesome.

    I must have daddy issues, too, because I so want to punch Andy's dad in his fat face.

    "Even if you love something, there’s often a detachment, a sense that if you pull away just far enough, you can stay enamored without falling too far. Then when the time comes, you can cut bait and head home, secure in your ability to keep from being hurt too much."

    There was a show called Free Agents?

    If Ted isn't such a greedy motherfucker?

    The car wasn't a brand new Dodge Charger.  It doesn't matter what kind of used car Skylar got Walt Jr., it was going to suck either way.

    Ted's involvement in the money laundering is inevitable.  Skylar needs a better place to stash the money, and the car wash isn't it.

    I doubt I would ever be asked to go on that show.  It would require a second season, which the show isn't going to have.

    Mario Lopez hasn't done anything decent since Saved By The Bell, and that's really stretching it.  He can go fuck himself and if he thinks I'm a bully for saying so, he can take a 12" glass dildo and shove it up his ass until it breaks off and surgeons have to have it removed and he spends his days recovering unable

    My mom and dad were watching it on the couch with me in between them.  I was also six.  After the scene where the man had his heart ripped out and was then (while still magically alive) forced down into the pit of fire, my dad looked at me and said "Why are you crying"?