Junior needs braces!

I thought that was a porno.

I was also 11 when that episode aired, and unlike Todd, my mom did allow me to watch it. Being that my mom was a single (recently divorced) mom, I hated that Quayle more or less blamed all the world's problems on them in his "family values" speech.

Not awesome as in "likable guy", but awesome in "Holy shit, that was fucking genius!"

These are my confessions
Have my machine gun, goin' on my way
Started selling meth to feed my family
These are my confessions
Got my ricin, now I'm comin' after you
Got six months before I'm in the coffin
Doctors say I got cancer y'all
Couldn't launder enough through that car wash
Skyler's probably dead, Mike is too
Gotta give…

Plus we all got to see her legs, which was nice.

Machine spits out result
"Death by envy"

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

So will Josh Brolin be massacring a dozen people with a hammer?

Get the fuck off me, Warlow.

If DAW flirted with me in that outfit, no glamouring would be necessary.

It's okay. We all loved the show. Once.

Congrats!

Winner. ^

Why does Michael Bay have to ruin everything?

Who boxes with one eye shut?

Lindsay Lohan.

Wow. That escalated quickly.

The strange thing is, RB was incredibly polite and kind the entire time. Even while taking over the show, he made sure to give the group compliments and was very nice.

IT'S CALLED GO-GO, NOT CRY-CRY!