Her Instagram is worth following just to watch her try to eat. It’s often hilarious.

Networks need to establish a better measure than live viewership or they’re going to continue to kill shows that need time to ripen and gather their audience. I love this show, but I’m never going to watch the first airing, people no longer plan their days around a broadcast schedule. The tech for delayed viewing exist…

That just makes him look like Bannon with a better dentist.

What’s a few light atrocities among pals, eh?

Realistically, he can go to the bathroom in any suit. His starpower may take a few hits, however.

I dumped them about 15 seconds after they lost 30 Rock.

“Fake Severed Head” Riiiiiiight.

“We’re going to see if we can do it and they’ll serve their time after they’re finished with professional sports. “ 

She’s another know-nothing conservative mouthpiece with zero to contribute. She should be de-platformed with extreme prejudice.

“ that’s the problem we have with conservatives — we don’t turn out as well.””

Pictured:

Holts delivery of “Yes, children are a marvel.” Made me howl.

Doesn’t that beat all.

There’s only one position he wants her in.

The pictures that came in those frames I bought are my family now. I own them.

The GOP’s attitude towards all service members has always been. “Provide lip service to supporting the troops, fuck their pay, living conditions and healthcare. And especially fuck any who don’t conform to the norms.”

You had me at sex dust.

He’s the power behind the porcelain throne. He’s not going to give up that direct access. 

Attila was not available for comment. A Hun spokesperson stated that trumps policies seemed a little too extreme for the Scourge of the Balkans.

Cats understand 100% of what is said which the human race will one day learn to its everlasting regret.