See also: “President has mushroom dick.”

They pay well and don’t actually require you to know anything.

That’s how they got there. Why change a winning strategy?

Australia -

No, both are nasty.

“candidate “adamantly denounce[s] this sort of disgusting rhetoric.”

Well, don’t Havarti a cow about it!

Khaleesi Valyrian Smith, BA, JD.

Because the GOP equates compromise with losing. 

You’re a Muenster!

The only choice?

Liberals have been watching the guillotine blade fall in slo-mo for years and refuse to pull their heads out even though there is literally nothing stopping them.

He just encouraged them to come completely out of the shadows. They’ve been this way for decades.

There are probably 10-15 kids out there that didn’t grow up under the gold painted umbrella and don’t know who their pops is. Lucky bastards.

I thought that was drool.

You wanna pay more to be Gold pressing beta tester, by all means go for it.

The Glow ad being right below the Captain Marvel trailer reminds that me a person I work with believes Alison Brie with Brie Larson are the same person.

She sang it with Metric for the film.

“The stuff I read about is disgraceful — I don’t know how true all of it is,”