I thought that was drool.

You wanna pay more to be Gold pressing beta tester, by all means go for it.

The Glow ad being right below the Captain Marvel trailer reminds that me a person I work with believes Alison Brie with Brie Larson are the same person.

She sang it with Metric for the film.

“The stuff I read about is disgraceful — I don’t know how true all of it is,”

I’m sensing that Patrick Bateman’s corpse double is not that bright.

GTFO with your 90's ideals for Law and Order!

Remember the old days when candidates for high office who had their skeletons pop out of the closet would walk off stage with their chins held high and quietly disappear into the private sector to make millions.

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He’ll get his transfer to ICE and a pay bump any day now.

They both hung the Mission Accomplished banner and  took a  bow. Both can eat a bag of  dicks.

Watching the trump jackals eat each other is always good for a laugh.

Nelson does have some issues with his mediocrity the last ten years or so, but if it wasn’t for him I never would have met Mrs. Thief. So, Bill will always be my guy. It’s not the most politically savvy reason to vote for the man, but it works for me.

I thought that chyron was a paste job by AV Club. That it was real is just, wow.

Yes, they would have an emergency session to get the new gerrymandering done.

There’s probably quite a bit of cheap real estate available there now. So, soon. 

I call bullshit on the WRX, I just traded mine in after I cracked my head on the doorframe for the 20th time. Doesn’t matter how much room there is inside if you can’t get in the damn thing without dislocating a shoulder.

FEMA is broken beyond repair. A friend of mine is a FEMA seismologist who was just dispatched to NC to basically stand around in the Durham EOC in his FEMA cap and jacket to build confidence. He was given no other instructions other than to “show the flag”

rebrands my ass.