I’m not seeing an actual problem here.

Bautista as Bizarro might be something Gunn could make work.

“I find this very relatable in the sense that when I am broke, I also tend to carry on spending money on stupid shit as if I am not broke and everything is fine.”

I have no idea what my grandmother calls a penis. Thank god.

Because a black person showing him their back is provocation enough.

Jimmy Stewart in After the Thin Man. He hadn’t yet become America’s dad, and it’s just a last reel reveal, but he still gives great murder.

From  what I’ve seen lately, a ton of republicans is only about 5 or 6 of them.

большое спасибо, мой старый друг

Cheetard likes his graphs and squiggles. It’s government, even with these current idiots there’s gonna be Powerpoint.

Take a brake.

you know, its like putting your hood up when you have car trouble.

I guess I need to update the ticketing procedures for the Help Desk.

My car is making that weird noise again.

You guys keep misposting The Onion articles over here and its confusing the hell out of us.

If there’s a Golden rule in Sikhism it’s “Truth is the highest virtue, but higher still is truthful living.” How does one rationalize supporting Republicans from that?

“Our democracy is based on respect for the law. People can make a difference by voting”

“I want you all to know that I can’t do it without you...I could go on and on and on and tell you how important it is to have a community behind you. That’s the only reason I won that primary, and it shocked them. It shocked Franklin and it shocked Delaware County. It shocked all those counties, the bigger populated…

C’mon Miller, grow a pair and just present your acceptable skin hue chart. We know you already have the Powerpoint slides ready to go.

The Christmastization of Feminism. What could possibly go wrong?

*looks at username -dials 911*