what a glorious day it will be when the words…

TWO THINGS!

Since that was taken, i had to go with farts@fartsnbeans.org damn you for stealing my email sir!

poor guy killed himself,… stabbed himself in the back 30 times and threw himself off a bridge~

No Joey Special!

close, with Tom Arnold's " …What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?"

horse-pepsi ok?

Believe me, I Understand clunky dialogue. _ Sean Spicer

i can never decide between BenderBrau or Botweiser. decisions decisons

its nice when we can have an article tailor made for the Seinfeld Quote Generator.

That actually is sounding more and more like a good idea. may be more practical very soon as well!

that's a paddlin'

i have to give a shout out to Al & Peggy Bundy tho. i mean 4 touchdowns in ONE game!!

shiskabob!

i cant find any 6 sided dice, but i have plenty of 4 sided, will that still work?

i didn't get a "Harrumph" from that guy!!

better steer clear of Petes Dragon then!

Pepperidge Farm Remembers

were these boots made for walking?

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!