Last week's was good because the Nuge looked like he'd actually put some effort into it for a change. This week's is all right, bit of an abrupt ending though.

I liked the prima donna who loses out to Ralph in the play - "someone's gotten to you, you deceitful cow!" Shame it was his only appearance.

I liked the prima donna who loses out to Ralph in the play - "someone's gotten to you, you deceitful cow!" Shame it was his only appearance.

Let's bee friends

Let's bee friends

Us Brits of a certain age know Michael Sheard best as the terrifying Mr Bronson from BBC's Grange Hill.

Us Brits of a certain age know Michael Sheard best as the terrifying Mr Bronson from BBC's Grange Hill.

The worst thing was Mo is completely bald so it would've been smeared all over his dome!

The worst thing was Mo is completely bald so it would've been smeared all over his dome!

Most awkward moment of the day was when Mo Farah was rolling on the ground after winning the race, he almost rolled head-first into the American runner's up-chuck.

Most awkward moment of the day was when Mo Farah was rolling on the ground after winning the race, he almost rolled head-first into the American runner's up-chuck.

There's Dwain Chambers, a lot of people felt he shouldn't be allowed to compete this year. Of course, if he wins Gold I'm sure all will be forgiven.

There's Dwain Chambers, a lot of people felt he shouldn't be allowed to compete this year. Of course, if he wins Gold I'm sure all will be forgiven.

Let us also salute Erick Barrondo of Guatemala for winning his country's first ever Olympic medal in the Men's 20km Walk. Shame it was a silver.

Let us also salute Erick Barrondo of Guatemala for winning his country's first ever Olympic medal in the Men's 20km Walk. Shame it was a silver.

Kum Sok, the North Korean weightlifter.

Kum Sok, the North Korean weightlifter.

The end of Lisa's story was pretty unsatisfying I thought. If she can get to midnight she's conquered it?  Not so sure about that.

The end of Lisa's story was pretty unsatisfying I thought. If she can get to midnight she's conquered it?  Not so sure about that.

You only go from strength to strength sir.