Also, Kim Hartman (Helga from Allo Allo!) as the steward Kenneth Branagh asks where her ship has sailed from.

This website's going down the crapper faster than you can say Digg.

I knew I'd hate it but the wife always loved The BFG so we saw it in the cinema last year. I never knew a film could instill such a rage in me.

I was getting a Kelsey Grammer vibe from it.

So…. Darkness Falls but with louder jump scares?

I went into 6 with low expectations and found myself enjoying it immensely. So, for me, while Resident Evil: Survivor (PS1 light-gun game) exists, 6 will never be the worst of the series.

Teti, good sir. I think I know what the answer is, what with you being a lot busier these days, but is there any chance of the Gameological podcast coming back?

"£10 entry for the guided tour?! Fuck the system, we can stand next to this fence for free!"

The wife and I were 2 of about only 20 people who turned up for an awkward book signing with Taylor Schilling and Uzo Aduba for that cookbook in October. Since we each had to buy a copy or feel the leathery kiss of a Barnes & Noble event security jackboot against our butts, it's good to know we'll be able to flog one…

There were some gems to be found in the commentary on the BBC's coverage of both the men's and women's slopestyle over the weekend. To wit:

2007 was a banner year for me. Crysis and Call of Duty 4 - especially so when the Christmas themed version of that multiplayer map was released (the one with the downed helicopter in the middle, can't remember the name).

Huh, so I thought Bret Easton Ellis was doing his usual trolling when he tweeted practically every plot point in Gravity at the start of September, but no, he really did spoil this movie for no good reason.

Sims misquote? That's entirely possible!

Only mentioned in passing, but Escape To Athena is great, terrible, cheesy fun. David Niven, Elliott Gould, Telly Savalas and Roger Moore as a Nazi of all people.  If ever a movie was made to be watched on a Sunday afternoon, this is it.

Kind of? It was post-1993 Red Dwarf painful.

That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

If it's goofy and insane you want, check out some Chikara wrestling videos on YouTube. To wit: some dude in the cutest Godzilla costume (character name 'Dragon Dragon') beating the crap out of people.

It's the cut back to Homer humming the circus tune that perfectly caps the scene.

1 point each for Parks & Rec and Community? You're just fucking with us now, aren't you SIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMSSSSSSSS!

1 point each for Parks & Rec and Community? You're just fucking with us now, aren't you SIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMSSSSSSSS!