I was out on the latest Bourne movie when I saw shaky cam, the investigation director going, "Oh my God, it's Jason Bourne," and the picture of young Matt Damon juxtaposed with his current self, making me go, "Wow, he's so much older and fatter now. Wait, I'm old and fat. Goodbye world."

Is this like the John Cage composition?

I would say "hatred of the center left" is the dumbest thing, but that and anti-vaxx are basically a perfect circle as a Venn diagram.

Her superpower was ennui.

I was listening to a podcast hosted by two normally liberal white guys who were kinda down on Master of None, because they were bored of Asian-Americans and their struggle stories. "We get it, your dad gave up everything to come to America and a better future for his children! Ugh! Bored now."

It's more like "headline writer spins her fairly innocuous statement into a HOT TAKE."

Well, now is the right time to release that movie!

That was slightly earlier. 1996 was the year of Clueless and sex symbol Paul Rudd.

Also, you can fit a lot more information in a Japanese or Chinese tweet. Not only because of the kanji, but because a lot of words that are long in English like "announcement", 'emergency' or "interesting" are 2-4 characters.

No, this is the "Rogue One" to that shared cinematic universe.

Also, he voiced "Admiral Iroh"!

<10 minute harmonica solo>

Fortunately, their dad is still in their life. I hope they have inherited the British sense of shame enough to not to do that crap.

He can talk! He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk!
I can SIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!

Is that like Turkish prison?

Is it taxing for you to learn the names of famous people of color on Friends? The name of the actress who played Julie, Ross's Asian girlfriend, is Lauren Tom. Oh shit, you just forgot who your mom is, I'm sorry.

If there are only ~1 million bears in the world, isn't that a bit alarming? Every other article on this site has a political slant to it, but somehow the imminent extinction of a species is "pretty fun to consider."

I read a book about this by Mark Kurlansky (?) called "Salt" or "Cod". Anyway, there's a chapter on ketchup and its origins, which mostly matches up with the above article. I think the main reason we don't see craft/homebrew ketchup more is that in America, we think of bright red tomato Heinz as the standard, and many…

I won't say this is the best ketchup, but it's certainly different from Heinz: this local Portland burger chain called "Little Big Burger" has a house brand of ketchup that is spicier. It's great, as is their "fry sauce" (which is like 1000 Island/mayo/ketchup blend).

It's just that there is one enormous fellow, Ketchup Kevin, who consumes a metric ton of ketchup per year. That bumps up the mean.