Excuse me, we don't use that term here anymore. Please refer to the style guide.

Who is this Obi-Wan Kenobi they're talking about. Could he be related to that crazy old hermit Ben Kenobi?

Where do the tweens hang out these days?

AKA "Nazis in training."

Pulp Fiction?

Is it me or is he getting fatter? Homeboy been stress-eating some Ho-hos and Ding-dongs?

Shkreli doesn't know da art of chessboxing.

It's low what they did to him. It's like he was double kicked in the balls.

What is Taylor Hicks' stance on Trump? Inquiring mind wants to know.

History's greatest monster!

Is Leesa Mattress still on board? I hear they are B-Corp certified.

It's unfortunately already ruined, as well as Cheetos.

I liked their album Yankeex Hotelx Foxtrotx.

Yeah, I have the same limitations, too from this account. However, my normal Disqus account doesn't seem to like this site for some reason and it doesn't default to that when this account gets logged out.

Even tech bros wouldn't eat at Applebee's though. They would go to a sushi restaurant or a kitschy faux New Orleans-themed bar. There are too many better options in those areas.

Now apologize for your terrible tasting yogurt!

I know, Chewie, we have to get you home in time for Life Day!

Anyone who cares about proper English grammar is too smart to work in this administration.

I thought that was "doi."

TRADERS! (By which I mean "traitors" but I'm imitating a person who can't spell.)