Why is everything rebooted from the '60s a lot crappier?

The mountains win again. (I'm so ashamed to know this deep cut.)

My favorite mp3 I downloaded off of Kazaa was "The Way" by Fastball, which had a weird skip during the intro that wasn't on the actual track. I found it more charming than the real version.

Limewire is where it's at, baby!

Remember Alf? He's back, in fidget spinner form!

Wait, do you mean the rubber spider things that you throw at the wall and watch them creep down?

I think I'm officially old. The AV Club has mentioned three different things in the last couple of days, I have no idea WTF any of them are, and one of them is accused of rape.

Tony Stark?

Hobbit in the streets, but an elf in the sheets.

I thought the other guy in Wham! was the inspiration for that character.

What, you expect teenagers to log onto the World Wide Web, like a bunch of…30 year olds? Ugh, might as well start buying your denture cream online too.

Let's make litter out of these literati!

blaow?

Meanwhile, there is a hiring and funding freeze at the NIH, so enjoy America falling behind in technological innovation.

When will Trump move on to straight up murdering his enemies? It's clear that his fans would love that, even if it was other Republicans.

He's more an awful former celebrity.

"Ow, My Balls!" slowly becoming reality.

Also, which classic Rolling Stones song will be featured on the soundtrack?

Oh, I picked up that comic on Free Comic Book Day.

Will they somehow make him less Italian, too?