Back in the day, I knew a friend of a guy named Arian White, who was, as you might have guessed, African-American. Not only that, he was the president of the Black Student Union on campus.

"job applications"

What was the status of his WEENUS?

You just put artisanal ice cream shops out of business. The Portland economy collapsed.

I saw a Japanese model eat soy sauce and Kewpie mayo on rice once, and it looked really good. (No, it was not a fetish video.)

It's not obscure in organic chemistry.

As evidenced in the Seal article where she just let Jay Oakerson rattle off a bunch of racist jokes without challenging him.

Is the Brad Pitt ban still in effect or is it like Lorne Michaels banning Elvis Costello from SNL, and eventually he'll appear in Beijing and do a funny bit referencing it?

In Rand McNally, the hamburgers eat people!

A great man like Samuel L. Jackson is proud of his hentai habit. Google away!

What, you want them to do grasshopper croquettes? Gross.

Well, when climate change renders farming unfeasible, that's when you'll miss out.

I dunno, I think that man kinda overreacted to the situation. If you throw a fit like a child while getting stung by a scorpion, it makes me think you don't have the mental capacity to be on an airplane. Can anyone look into this guy's history to see if he had a criminal record?

Eh, I think you are supposed to hate the kid, but of course assholes would admire him.

I would argue that the prequels were also a unique work driven by a passionate individual, it's just that his passions had shifted into CGI animation.

Maybe if those had been more popular, we wouldn't have had the subprime mortgage crash of 2008.

Oh, are you the new Spiderman? Yeah, you should really see those movies before the internet lynches you.

Wow, you mean Asian history is complicated and you can't just control another country however you want?

He should've called them "Daesh", which is apparently the name they hate.

Hey AV Club, can we at least try to avoid blatantly spoiling things in the headlines?