I didn't realize she was on Twitter. I would follow her if I hadn't stopped reading my main TL due to the crushing depressing onslaught of news.

Hasn't he watched the Simpsons? The way you defeat the insanity pepper is by coating your mouth with warm candle wax.

Nuts and gum, two great tastes together at last!

I like sweet and savory (it's basically all Asian cooking), but hot fruit is gross. Michael Schur, creator of Parks and Rec and Brooklyn 99, agrees with me on this.

Where is the tendon and fatty brisket?

I was somewhat on board for this until I read that it has pineapple. Why people persist with the abomination that is Hawaiian pizza I will never know.

Are you the guy from LFO? One of them died, so I kinda feel bad for him, but one of them goes to Planned Parenthood clinics to intimidate women who want to get abortions, so fuck him.

They need to create different levels of "mute". I've got several people muted because they tweet about dumb shit I don't care about, but I still want to read their conversations. But they changed "mute" so that you can't see that person in the conversations, presumably because abusive people were invading and…

Honestly, Trump could basically implement everything Communist USSR did (Bannon is a self-described "Leninist"), Five-Year Plans, bread lines, etc., and a great portion of his fans would be loving it, just because it's him.

I don't understand the "scratching your chin" emoji. It always looks much more judgmental than I think the user means it.

I will bet you anything that the Nazi corners of the internet are figuring out a way to turn this around and get legitimate users and harassees banned for having multiple accounts.

Rogue One: A Journey to the West Story.

Me-so-ji-nee? That sounds like you're making fun of Orien-I mean, Asian people. Is that right, Elaine? Asians. We've got one here, I nominated her for my cabinet. We've got only the best, most qualified Asians. I'm telling you, I don't like those types of jokes. Now excuse me, I've gotta go launch a nuke at China.

Carl's Junior is probably the most ass-tasting of the major burger chains, TBF.

Newsflash: everything we eat is a GMO, unless you, like, forage for mountain grasses and hunt wild game.

According to research I did Wikipedia, I am technically a dual national, so I think I have a way out if things really go south. I'm not sure if I have to relinquish my US citizenship though. It is also one of the top countries that will be in danger of getting nuked/invaded/subsumed under TrumpWorld, but I'd rather go…

This thread is Finnished.

I thought it was #Twintails Day. (In before "it can be two things.")

It's not a real rice ball, it's more like a Rice Krispie Treat.

Za knife goes in, za guts come out, that's what Nestle Japan Kit Kat Sushi Manufacturing Division is all about!