But I would've liked to live in Brave New World. They at least believed in science.

Bud is the best of the crappy superbeers, IMO. I actually like it better than PBR, which is basically carbonated water.

I thought drinking a man's semen from his penis meant you were definitely gay.

That means I can start drinking Elysian again! Yay!

Mohd is basically Trump if he was a Malaysian kid who watched anime and listened to EDM.

Kro?

Doubleplusungood!

Most of the smaller parties end up in coalitions with the biggest two, so it ends up being a right/left divide anyway, and you have to be in bed with either the white nationalists or the corporate stooges.

I remember vaguely reading somewhere that I had automatic citizenship in the country where my parents immigrated from, but I'm not sure if that's real, and also in TrumpWorld, it's one of the most likely places to get attacked by one of America, Russia, or China.

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

Was that the one which Pharrell was in, or is that the other one?

"Oh gosh, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying…to leave you wallowing in the mess that you made. You're screwed. Thank you, goodbye."
/Sanford and Sons theme

Rick gave an interview where he explained his interest in Mexican cuisine began as a kid, and he forced his family to try authentic Mexican food. I laughed when I pictured a kid Skip confronting a chile relleno.

Or as the Indians call it, "maize."

I was just reading about this exact scenario in the Attack on Titan manga. This also had a corrupt, fraudulent gov't who built walls and silenced the press, and was willing to let half of humanity die (the people who had the bad luck to live in a breached Wall region—>"refugees").

I'm pretty sure their end goal is a) total police state, b) armed revolution leading to a), c) global thermonuclear war.

That's socialism! I'm willing ta pay $20 in order to Make InBev (a Belgian corporation) Great Again!

Starring Matt Damon.

Lost in all this Back to the Future/Cubs stuff is the fact that the 2015 predicted in Neon Genesis Evangelion didn't happen. Among the various apocalyptic events in that show was a scene of the kids playing a version of the Sega Genesis (because Sega was a sponsor, I think.) So I guess this revival is a secret world…

MYANMAR!