Leicester is kicking ass in the Champions League, though.

I never thought about that. As expected from a Time Lord, to explain time paradoxes.

No team could ever blow a 3-1 lead in a championship series, right? I kid, I kid because I hate Lebron.

I've recently found out it is specifically D batteries, not C or 9V, presumably because they are the heaviest and hurt the most. That's dedication to hooliganism.

I'll cosine that.

Plus they are basically marketing candy (I'm not sure whether the show was actually tied to the candy, but it had to be, right? Otherwise wouldn't they be sued?)

Lebron went all in with the "They blew a 3-1 lead" meme at his Halloween party.

Has the KKK ever endorsed a candidate before?

On one side: Bill Murray, the Mountain Goats, Bob Newhart, other awesome cool people
On the other: Charlie Sheen, Lebron James, racist mascot

Manchester City won a big match today, chances of Oasis reunion just got better.

This Pope likes to FUCK.

Kermit is the anti-alt-right frog. Let's celebrate his message of love and connecting to rainbows.

They spell it "cheques."

Aw, come on, Gallagher!

"Forcemeat" is such a gross word.

I actually kinda support this new dream of his. My biggest problem with 3-D is the glasses, plus the inflated price.

TBH, I know that song from commercials, but I didn't realize Power Wheels were little motorized cars. I always thought they were like plastic tricycles with ATV-style tires. Was that called Big Wheels?

I liked when she was genuinely confused about Fruit-by-the-Foot, which was not sold in Australia for many reasons. "You call it Fruit-by-the-Meter," explained Weird Al.

Is there any way to zoom in on the x-axis on that graph? The Tufte in me is crying.

This restaurant aims to emulate their candidate by losing millions of dollars and writing it off on their taxes.