Ain't 'Merkin food either. Sounds like some kinda fish (fish ain't what a right-thinkin' red-blooded male eats).

When Trump becomes president, hearsay and conjecture will not only be kinds of evidence, they will be the only evidence allowed in courtrooms.

But I don't even BELIEVE in Jeebus!

They're like the village bike for the MLB. Ewwww.

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

Lost in this was a great tweet by Sean Doolittle to Smashmouth: "Hey hey guys cmon. Why Can't We Be Friends? , last year was tough, but I'm a Believer."

So Smashmouth apparently sucks at evaluating sports team management? Because Baalke is a godawful GM who lucked into a couple of years success after they hired Harbaugh, and quickly turned back into a pumpkin after he was fired.

There is a player for the Indians named Lonald, which I think is racist against at least two or three races.

This is why the Kevin Durant thing will blow over in a couple of years. It's basically the same thing except KD isn't even from Oklahoma. People just don't like change, and sports media needs hot takes.

Man, I hate that white supremacists have their own memes now and the rest of us have to keep tabs on them, because 1/3 of the supporters of a major party's presidential candidate follow those memes.

Obama caused 9/11, according to my ethnically cleansed Facebook feed.

Up and atom!

Between this and the "rattle your jewelry" joke, Lennon's really taking the piss out of the royals. There's no telling who he'll go after next!

Lennon was employing AP style.

Mmm, wings and legs.

This sounds like something Stefon or Mugatu would say. "Eating crickets is the hottest thing right now."

Maybe she's talking about Japanese game shows where it's popular to make people eat bugs.

The black line (in shrimp) is their feces. - Dwight Schrute

Rock music is the music of rebellion! Let us sing our song of revolution. "Up-town girl! She's been living in her uptown world!"

The PTA is disbanding! AAAAAUUUGHHHH!!! /jumps out of window