Thank God we're not allow to edit our comments. This kind of humor is priceless.

Finch a Loaf

@Horrible Nameless One

I think Scorsese and De Niro both said, "Nice title to your movie there. Would be a shame if something 'happened' to it."

She has a very memorable face.

That, and you can't look straight up with brass goggles on.

but what would Necrobutcher do?

speaking of xXx, the corresponding porn title will be:
I, Ron, Fist!

Aw, I wish I had an imaginary girlfriend.

@La Chupacabra: I can dig it. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Hearing you and Tasha go back and forth on this AV Talk is probably the best way possible to know if a movie is worth my money.

Wait…

Anvil! The Story of Anvil! 2: More Anvil!

It's accurate to say that Alan Moore hates Hollywood, and given his experience, you can't blame him.

I thought it was a quote from that book in the bible when the titular character was trying to sell a donkey:

I asked a Rob Zombie fan if I should check out his new book.

I don't care about the f/x.
Any excuse to have Jeff Bridges vs. Jeff Bridges is worth it.
The Dude vs. Obadiah Stane?
I'll take it.

Go here, become enightened:

Big Knife: If you enjoy this clip, you'll enjoy Kick-Ass. If not, skip it. This scene here is the heart of the movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It means the movie sucks, dude.