Bangor? I hardly even know gore!

Predator! The Story of Predator.

What the fuck no love for Conan the Barbarian?

Rumble.

Hey! Old Man Rooney! We're on your laaaaawn!

I'm with Fireball. Without zombies, going for issues in a zombie comic is a soap opera.

Wait, are you telling me to Skate, or Die?

I'm in with Signs. Great horror movie.
You're in a house. Things are trying to get in. That's all you need.
Trying to figure out why aliens are vulnerable to water and pantry doors makes as much sense as figuring out why all birds everywhere might suddenly start attacking people. Just roll with it.

You mean that picture above isn't a land-based Megalon?

Buh? It's not about a Happy Town at all!
This contradictory naming convention angers and confuses me!

I'm with you, ODL. The AV Club's review of Kick-Ass was phoned in. Vaughn did an amazing job of refining Millar's story.

I wasn't bothered by the kid killing henchmen.
Hell, I've been desensitized to that since the Incredibles.

Wait a minute…
the military locked those people in the basement.
Could it be that the real monsters… are us?
*shudder*

Ah, the sweet, sweet taste of rageahol.

A Shame Anyone Had To See This
Even for review purposes.
We all knew it was going to suck, and suck it did.

Shit, I just thought they misspelled "Christmas"

OVER THE LINE!

According to Wikipedia, we are now living in the Modern Age of comics.

Damn, dude, the biweekly comics panel actually shows up on a biweekly basis and you're complaining?

I dunno, man, sounds like it would be pretty tough to beat a movie that features Brad Dourif climbing a mountain only to blast screaming shit stones on the onlookers below. Freakin' scheisse movies.