@avclub-fd1c0a16b6b63a23af7be6c7d25c9aa6:disqus Wow, that's a great point. I believe Ron is a great believer in the land providing for you, and would definitely figure out how much meat they would need for the number of people, so he bought a pig the necessary size.
Yay, Ron. Thoughtful killing!

The Office: I didn't hate it.

The Office: I didn't hate it.

Sorry I went momentarily blind for those last two sentences. Are douche chills also known as awesomesauce goosebumps? If so, you're not alone, every single other Parks watching with a beating heart feels the same.

Sorry I went momentarily blind for those last two sentences. Are douche chills also known as awesomesauce goosebumps? If so, you're not alone, every single other Parks watching with a beating heart feels the same.

Archie Arnett.

Archie Arnett.

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

I like how Jim's dream job from six years ago reappears.

I like how Jim's dream job from six years ago reappears.

Hahahaha ohmygod I only watched that sketch for the first time tonight! I feel like it has to be! That is way too amazing not to be.

Hahahaha ohmygod I only watched that sketch for the first time tonight! I feel like it has to be! That is way too amazing not to be.

Holy shit. You're a genius.

Holy shit. You're a genius.

She can have a very intense face.

She can have a very intense face.

Are you implying that Leslie looks OLD, and not like the most flawless human being on the planet? What nerve!

Are you implying that Leslie looks OLD, and not like the most flawless human being on the planet? What nerve!

@Scrawler2:disqus God, do I love you for describing yourself as a pescatarian and not a vegetarian like every other pescatarian I know.