@Scrawler2:disqus God, do I love you for describing yourself as a pescatarian and not a vegetarian like every other pescatarian I know.

@avclub-e351d553ab36bba1e39fc72bf75d9fda:disqus Dude, not even that. Pigs have the same mental cognition as 3-year-olds. And they get slaughtered. It can be depressing to think about.

@avclub-e351d553ab36bba1e39fc72bf75d9fda:disqus Dude, not even that. Pigs have the same mental cognition as 3-year-olds. And they get slaughtered. It can be depressing to think about.

You've never seen him suddenly appear running on a dirt path alongside a car like a dog?

You've never seen him suddenly appear running on a dirt path alongside a car like a dog?

@eric827:disqus The show usually does get stuff right though, so maybe they got this right too, but we just don't ahem… know enough about how these things are run.

@eric827:disqus The show usually does get stuff right though, so maybe they got this right too, but we just don't ahem… know enough about how these things are run.

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus  And yet he still eats out of a frisbee.

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus  And yet he still eats out of a frisbee.

Ahhhh, thanks for pointing that out, I forgot about that! The timing did seem a little weird on first watch.

Ahhhh, thanks for pointing that out, I forgot about that! The timing did seem a little weird on first watch.

It was a lot more amazing once I googled what a hoosier is.

It was a lot more amazing once I googled what a hoosier is.

He's Cartman?

He's Cartman?

Ha ha, exactly. Or like in my English class, where whoever finished the book first (me) just told everyone else what happened and they stopped reading the Lord of the Flies wherever they were at. And then the teacher made us watch the film and a lot of people picked their books back up.

Ha ha, exactly. Or like in my English class, where whoever finished the book first (me) just told everyone else what happened and they stopped reading the Lord of the Flies wherever they were at. And then the teacher made us watch the film and a lot of people picked their books back up.

At least she didn't say Pretty Woman?

At least she didn't say Pretty Woman?

@avclub-14ab3610488873ae27b32947a76e6bd1:disqus I never would've considered myself 'prissy' in high school, but in eighth grade a group of girls dressed all in black snorted their derision at me while I was reading a book jacket about Kurt Cobain and demanded I name at least 3 Nirvana songs. 3! (I was in high school…