Of all the ridiculous things Jeff was shouting during the immunity challenge, this one stood out:

I think maybe his frequent appearances on Jay Leno's Tonight Show have rendered Arsenio comically sterile.

I was bum-puzzled at how the only element of suspense in tonight's Tribal Council was whether or not Tarzan would remember Monica's name.

This was basically the SPIKEtv Downton Abbey ad from SNL.

This was a pretty good episode of a terrible series.

Classic Rachel.

This is by far the most bonkers season of Survivor I've ever been witness to. It's simultaneously fascinating and horrifying.

To be so dismissive of Lost despite having watched 17+ hours of this far inferior show means that you are definitely doing something wrong.

Dude, are you like, being sarcastic?

"THE Most Boring Show in HBO History."

Doug Lussenhop, of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, is the editor. Or at least he was in the first season. Maybe he still is.

She could probably do it later this season on Fringe!

I like this idea a lot, but it will probably never ever happen.

Tonight's episode saw the triumphant return of the horrible car window greenscreen!

Luck starts next week, then there's Mad Men and Game of Thrones coming up in the spring. All will be right with Sundays soon.

I heard that he likes Enlightened.

Yeah, this was muddled as fuck. I had always assumed Sheila/grams was her paternal grandmother, but apparently I was wrong?

Tonight was the first episode I watched live! I've been mainlining this show for days on end and I fucking love it. (A big thanks to Carrie— her "10 reasons to watch TVD" article convinced me to get in on this.)

It's a shame that the House of Lies pilot was the worst thing I've watched in YEARS and I won't be tuning back in, because I really really like Ben Schwartz.

This sounds ridiculously hilarious. Props to Dan Fienberg for cutting right through the innuendo bullshit and taking the panel to a whole new level of uncomfortableness.