I bartend, and have cooked and waited tables in the past. I would say that hunger/low blood sugar makes people into the rude idiots that they are when they sit down for a meal.

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Here's my take:
Despite what he told Uncle Jack, Walt does indeed harbor some hard feelings. That's why he was trying to get Saul to help him hire mercenaries/hitmen/whatever.The line that stood out to me from the Charlie Rose interview with Eliot and Gretchen was when they said something along the lines of "We're not…

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Hello!

Hello!

EARLY MAN!

A cocaine-addled has-been on a three wheeler being an asshole to everyone that crosses his path? Man, that would make a great HBO sitcom!

A cocaine-addled has-been on a three wheeler being an asshole to everyone that crosses his path? Man, that would make a great HBO sitcom!

"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" by Ted Nugent.

"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" by Ted Nugent.

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I myself have been referring to my girlfriend as "Swamp witch" (since she hails from a swampy area) and "Mean mistreater", from that old Mississippi Gary sketch from Kids in the Hall.

I myself have been referring to my girlfriend as "Swamp witch" (since she hails from a swampy area) and "Mean mistreater", from that old Mississippi Gary sketch from Kids in the Hall.

I prefer Sammy Hagar's line "Only time will tell if we can stand the test of time" line from "Why Can't This Be Love" during the Van Hagar days.

Acts like him too…..

De La Soul - Pretty good.
Kool Keith - Phoned it in
MF Doom - Didn't even show up; instead sent an impostor MF Doom who lip-synced to album cuts.
Numerous no-name local rappers - Boring as hell

I read this in the voice of Comic Book Guy, anyone else?