There was one exit on I-85 in Atlanta that had 2 Waffle Houses, one on each side of the highway.

I once got panhandled by an IHOP waitress. While in the IHOP she worked at. She never lifted a finger to bring anything to my table, she merely came up to me and my friends on our way out and asked us "Hey, can I get some money from you guys?"

Nah, that was just a discarded draft of "Stargate"

Hey, how come this second one (part 2) is the only one I've seen so far? I guess I need to look for the previous one, because there aren't any links on this installment…..

"You know what, I think I WILL have a danish from that coffee shop."

Submitted for your approval: D.C. Cab, a 1993 film with an ensemble cast featuring Bill Maher, Mr. T, Whitman Mayo, and Gary Busey.

Except that song is by Foster the People, not Uh Huh Her. By the way, littlealex, google is pretty good for that sort of thing.

There there, @avclub-09b32d4543fc2ee24d95a7a08b215d1d:disqus. You'll make a post. You've posted plenty of redundant quotes, and you've always bounced back.

While Condemned 84 is not lyrically a racist band, at least one of their members (Cliff Warby) is active in the white power scene. Dude has a daughter named "Aryan", and used to run a 3rd Reich memorabilia catalog, fer fuck's sake.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus an ex of mine met him when she was the booking agent of a venue he played at in Atlanta. She was asking him and his band what toppings they wanted on their pizza and he said "Yngwie wants a pizza with mushrooms and pepperoni."

That's odd, I used to work at a university library and never had to work on Labor Day/Memorial Day/Veteran's Day/etc.

It looks like someone's starring in a remake of Beetlejuice……

Who gives a fuck, Sammy. Anyone with half a brain knows you pale in comparison to Diamond Dave.

I dance like Sailor in Wild at Heart.

Mr. Zsasz - I hear whippits are pretty big on the jam-band circuit, to the point that there may be a "Nitrous Mafia" based out of Philadelphia with a history of beating the shit out of competitors.

To jack up the awkward by about 1000% I'm gonna crash this hum ding and spend most of my time hitting on whats-her-tits, preferably in front of Jack White.

They could even do some pretty nifty marketing by paying off a few scag lords to start naming their package "Hangover 3", even supplying them with "Hangover 3" promotional gelcaps!

The Hangover III: The Withdrawal
In which it is revealed they all became addicted to heroin while in the orient, and instead of running amok through some new city, they're just trying to find a fix. In this installment, Stu gets Hep C from sharing a dirty needle with Steven Tyler, who plays the role of "sub-human…

Regarding bomb threats, I know that in North Carolina calling a in bomb threat can get you charged with "Psychological Terrorism".

If you're using "Regal" as a synonym for "Inbred", then that might work.