She said "dress". But even if she hadn't, it wouldn't be assault. It'd just be a really shitty thing to do.

"The best moment in the whole episode is Jones throwing a sausage at his foe. As he hurls it, he shouts, “Asalami laykum!”—which is a bastardization of a traditional Muslim greeting (“salaam alikoum”) that inserts the word “salami” so it sounds like “a salami come!” Observant Muslims don’t even eat salami, as it’s…

I did. Good listenin'. Pete Holmes isn't half horrible when he's watching "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" with John Mulaney.

Not really. It's not nice, but it's not a gruesome torture sequence or anything. Kangaroos are shot, and I think a dog gets one of them. But it cuts away quickly. Nothing traumatizing.

There's nothing suspicious about it. He was going bald, and decided to get plugs or a hairpiece or something. It's no big scandal.

It's often stated within the show that Kramer is a lady's man, but, as far as seeing/hearing about a specific conquest, Jerry would likely win if you sat down and counted.

That's what everyone with a firm opinion on the matter thinks too. You can all stop jerking each other off now.

That's what everyone with a firm opinion on the matter thinks too. You can all stop jerking each other off now.

"Morbid Angel’s place in the death-metal pantheon is untouchable. So why did various remixers feel the need to touch it anyway on the ill-conceived albumIllud Divinum Insanus: The Remixes?"

"Morbid Angel’s place in the death-metal pantheon is untouchable. So why did various remixers feel the need to touch it anyway on the ill-conceived albumIllud Divinum Insanus: The Remixes?"

It's subtext. It's not a plot point at all.

It's subtext. It's not a plot point at all.

Chopper is a great movie despite the fact that it's Australian. You don't really go out and see The Sapphires and Mental and shit, do you?

Chopper is a great movie despite the fact that it's Australian. You don't really go out and see The Sapphires and Mental and shit, do you?

Crippled people - can't remember that
Minorities - no
Fat black strippers - as though that's a "type", and not just a single character that exists for a dumb joke in this movie
mentally incestuous people - why not?

Crippled people - can't remember that
Minorities - no
Fat black strippers - as though that's a "type", and not just a single character that exists for a dumb joke in this movie
mentally incestuous people - why not?

What do you think you just said? Because whatever your point was, you're definitely using "meta" incorrectly.

What do you think you just said? Because whatever your point was, you're definitely using "meta" incorrectly.

BURN!

BURN!