It hasn't aged well at all but it was a solid movie. I showed it to my 12 year old last year and it scared him. He's afraid of everything, but still…

I saw it in the theater. There were dozens of us there! Dozens!

I imagine it's basically going to be Mulder as played by Hank Moody.

That might be the most annoying commercial I've ever seen. F'ing Jim Parsons…

I'm not sure I could think of anyone that's a worse example of the word adorable.

I'm still holding out hope for a Netscape Navigator comeback.

Gelded means castrated.

I see. Either way, it sucked.

I thought the six episode mini season was because of the writer's strike.

Wasn't it because of the writer's strike?

I was going to say, this trailer looked like the movie should have come out in the 90's.

It is known.

If you can name me a better CGI fest about hostile corporate takeovers that was also based off a weird old cartoon then I'd like to hear it.

Why is Kevin Hart a thing exactly?

Did you bring me a monkey, Steve?

I think I was in 1st grade when it came out and I couldn't get past the 2nd level/dungeon/whatever. I picked it up again in like 9th grade and finally beat it, though it was still very hard.

Nice. I always hear it as Brenda Renetti.

We have a kitchen?!?!?!

Apply that statement to the show as a whole.

I don't know if I'm misreading, being dense or both but I don't understand what you're saying about Candle at all.