Look Who's a Horrible Boss Now

Wait, Louis Armstrong was lying about all the drugs he used?!

… but better for society on the balance, right?

Right, but if you get up to dump in the middle and don't pause it, that's 30 minutes of your life for which you cannot blame JJ Abrams.

"Umm, SPOILER ALERT, honey? Liza had just been speculating about Rainy Space Safari!"

That was the other one.

Control yourself!

The answer may literally surprise you.

Sean Hayes died on his way back to his mother world.

Was "Seether" the only Veruca Salt song you'd ever heard?

This ass should be compelled to wipe.

My band played two all-ages indie/punk shows in Indiana. My kids were back home in Wisconsin with my wife, who graciously still lets me do silly rock music even as I approach middle age.

Joggers were on StarTime, who also had the Walkmen and the French Kicks, and I think were associated with Vagrant Records. Shakey Hands toured out here with the Thermals.

Nope, Wisconsin! Never been to Portland. Both of those bands toured here and were on pretty big labels, so it's not that odd.

Mit Dem Wolverine

Look, I know they're robbing the place, but I certainly can't like the use of "you boys" in that scene.

I'll just leave this right here…

"You're going to change the channel and catch the last 15 minutes of Broolyn Nine-Nine, then absent-mindedly masturbate until it's time to meet your friends at the corner baaaaaaaaaaar…"

I dunno. I thought she quit the Jicks to do Wild Flag full-time, but it doesn't seem like Wild Flag's been up to much in a long time.

Jake Morris was in the Joggers - one of my favorite bands of the aughts - and was by far my favorite part of another band, Shakey Hands.