Tuesdays are "Double Feature Mismatch" night for anyone who doesn't want to actually watch the Knicks.

I only know him from Keith Olbermann repeatedly showing Rush Limbaugh's impression of him.

People say to me, "Hannibal, what's wrong with Go On being your lead-in?"

It's the Tom Leykis Show!

The NFL will sue them if one finger is elevated above the others?

Multi-camera, studio audience sitcoms tend to have spacious settings. I always assumed it had more to do with filming logistics than authenticity.

I just watched her recent "Jackal" performance on Arsenio, and yeah, she is still very beautiful.

"Haters" = "Anyone who for any reason dislikes something I like"

It's amazing the hatchets one buries when one realizes it's the best/only way to make money.

Hard to say definitively. We'd better tune in each week to find out.

"So… you're my former roommate?"

Executives often learn the wrong lesson from a cult hit.

A bandmate once made me a Polvo mix to help me decided which of their albums to buy. 23 tracks; only one from Shapes. It was the worst song on the mix.

Except in the game of life.

CAPTION CONTEST!

Didn't Friends and These Friends of Mine premiere the same season?

Shapes is the Polvo album least likely to be called "amazing," but when it is, it's mistakenly called Shakes.

DURING!

My problems are more wack than fresh.

Check out the facts, it's the Hollywood facts!