Yi. Er, San! I can do it too! Ni-Hao Kai Lan got my toddler to say Happy Chinese New Year once too (in Chinese I mean).
Yi. Er, San! I can do it too! Ni-Hao Kai Lan got my toddler to say Happy Chinese New Year once too (in Chinese I mean).
Have you tried eating some lomticks of toast for that?
His wife is Incontinentia Buttocks!
Appy polly loggies my friend!
Can't believe I forgot about learning Russian from A Clockwork Orange
They just walked over to try the kit kats because they needed a cover story…
You don't. Your parents just ignore it. I speak from experience. As a parent…
Thanks for the info, Dikachu! I had no idea how to say I'm cumming in Japanese.
Sorry, I can't spell this right…
After years of watching Japanese movies in subtitles and anime as well, I'm just dying to find an occasion to ask a Japanese person "What is this?" by saying "Orae wa?"
Of course, given the kind of movies I've been watching, I strongly suspect that this is the disrespectful form of…
Oh reewee?
Sou desu ka!
It's a good way to repel suitors of any gender. It became popular at my high school my senior year and I remember asking a few times if I could have a sip of a guy's Coke and him telling me it wasn't Coke… Blech! Nas-ty.
What really bugs me about so-called "reality tv" is the nature of it. When you watch actors on tv, you are watching people who are working their jobs to earn a paycheck and (you would hope) enjoy what they do. They don't confuse their own identities with their celebrity. I guess whenever I watch reality shows, I…
Not that anyone's listening now, but on a first date my date and I accidentally went to see "To Wong Foo…" We had intended to see something else, I think Apollo 13 and we ended up in the wrong theater and were too embarrassed by the whole situation to try to get up and go to the right theater. Oh well, at least…
Dang! But dating is overrated, as the 1,000 plus comments above suggest.
I have nothing useful to say, but can happily corroborate the difficulty of guaging whether it's OK to try kissing or making out with a woman.
The only other thing I could say is that it is an error to assume that the other person feels the same…
Er, I think I would have made out with you after watching Romeo + Juliet. You're talking about the one from like, 20 years ago, right?
It could have just as easily been a depicable fuck-you to Rob Roy's wife.
So what you're saying is that worked out well for you?
I watched like five minutes of that and had to turn it off. Yeah, I get that it's supposed to be painful but like, how is that supposed to be entertaining?
Well, it does sound like a bad choice for a first date movie, but that's only if you know you want to date that person. I loved Oldboy and think I would have been thrilled if someone had taken me to see it on a date (um, I've been married since '01, so this is technically impossible). So maybe it's a good…
Helpful hint: say something more like what Malingerer is recommending. My mother told me it was when somebody makes you do something you don't want to do (I think I was too young to be in school at the time) and then I later told her my father raped me.
Hilarious!