I hope you're prepared for every character to die off one by one, leaving only Phil. In the end he truly will be… The Last Man on Earth.

I'm not saying another SNL alumni like Kristen Wiig, or Nasim Pedrad is going to show up as an evil AI or anything… But if Jason Sudeikis returns next season, revealing he's been cured and tries to feed everyone a bunch of computer chips, then we should probably start considering the possibility.

I mean, speak for yourself, but I thought this was a pretty good episode. There was a spark of emotion, and more importantly it was funny all the way through.

—- Every Simpsons review ever since 1993.

Sure, but it's also just as likely that Abe died of old age, and they got a replacement grandpa, too.

Much like the girl herself.

For my next prediction, 14-year-old Lisa goes through "animal torture / murder" phase. Not anything too cruel, some mild sociopaths tenancies, and a lust for power over living creatures.

12-year-old Lisa discovers Tumblr and goes through a furry phase! I'm calling it now!

Nah, she's too mad to ask for help. We'll just see her crawling around for the rest of the season.

I think they'll save him until later, but if he is in this season, it'll be at the very end, possibly in the final scene of the final episode.

To be fair, coming up with titles is a lot of fun. And once you come up with one, you can write the episode around it.

It's not totally platonic. Which isn't to say it's sexual (though…), but it's not platonic. Dee and Dennis completely hate each other. Except when they're total best friends. Which it is depends on the week. They have a complex relationship.

The problem is finding the damn thing. And even though it's supposed to chirp in a cycle, somehow it doesn't. You can go for days without hearing it, then suddenly the chirping starts again! What the hell? And sometimes its loud as a gunshot, and other times it's quiet as a mouse… But still audible enough to drive you…

Hell, in The Simpsons: Hit and Run game, Apu is one of the five playable characters who has his own level, and is critical to the story. That's a lot more than Maggie got.

Wait, is Peter not the gray alien with the wig in the attic? They sound sort of similar.

Well of course. The first thing Avery will want after he gets released is a delicious, mouthwatering McRib. If it's not available when he gets out, and he's unable to bite into that delectable, grilled to perfection pork patty, served with the sweetest barbecue sauce, with the freshest onions on a rich, savory six…

While I agree the cat thing was horrible, but he was young and dumb. He shouldn't be put away for that. Might as well argue that Brendan deserves what he got too, right? After all, he is a liar. And anyone who lies does not belong in society. Period. He can rot.

This is going to sound crazy, but when I watched this, all I could see was video game / social media analyst Michael Pachter and Metalocalypse's Charles Foster Offdense.

It is nonsensical to anyone with with even the smallest ounce of logic. But since they were legally treated as separate trials 100% independent of one another (though they really weren't, nor were they actually treated that way) they could bring those charges against Dassey all the same.

She has two ears and a heart, doesn't she?