"Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto"
Anything from the Vince Guaraldi album
"Sometimes You Have to Work on Christmas"
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
And, of course, the touchingest Christmas song there is, "Brick" by the Ben Folds Five.

It's a remake of Scarface, but with all Jews!

They can't all be winners, kid.

Yeah, I'm really curious if Dawes is self-aware.

Do they know? Is Dawes aware of what this would do?

Lil Wayne is clearly a rock musician! Don't you remember that guitar album he did?

She told me to keep brushing her hair STOP
Then she said, why did you stop keep going STOP
It was very confusing STOP

I love the one-word responses by the contestants on Numberwang. I'd be tempted to try something like that myself if I ever got on Jeopardy.

Man, did you know there are places on the internet where you can see women NAKED?

Man, I remember when the Isaac Kirsch scandal broke. That guy was almost as bad as the "monkey fishing" guy.

Ha ha! It's funny because breasts!

Oh man, Crazy Bones. I think I got my first one by convincing a kid in third grade to play "for keeps" and using a rock.

A poorly made-up Natalie Portman trying to get an Oscar: HESHER.

NO! STOP!

Honest to God, my family tradition is watching the movie Good Burger on Thanksgiving. I don't know why. We just do. My dad really likes it and my mother is tired of it but plays along because of, um, tradition.

Stop being so angry, hater! You're hating it by not acknowledging that it's actually okay! I'm not trying to justify it you or anything.

Collective Soul Asylum Coughing

This guy made some great basslines. I still find myself listening to the bass in Orange Crush more than anything else.

What is the worst variation on The Aristocrats joke?

So, that's all of them, right? Bootstraps!