No, no, let's continue making baseless hyperbolic statements on only anecdotal evidence

Ain't nobody gonna read this, but there's been a story in my family about Mr. Larson for some time. My mom used to work at a bookstore, and Larson was coming in for a signing, and the owners, who were not very bright, called one of Larson's friends [a zookeeper] and said, "Gary Larson is a funny guy. What can we do…

New York Fever by the Toasters!

I prefer Western to Country.

What does Sean O'Neal have to say about this?

Oh God, the nesting, it hurts my brain

On the other hand, maybe there'll be an AV Club celebrity backlash, and we'll begin to champion posters with two posts, both made in 2007. I liked that guy before he was cool.

While I don't really agree with you guys, I do hope this conversation goes on forever. Maybe you guys should meet on this article every week?

WE ALL HATE YOU AND WILL CLOSE WHATEVER YOU POST, FALSERUMORSDOTCOM.

Ugh, dude, this clothing is pretty green.

At this point, why handicap yourself, then? If convenience is truly the Satan of the 21st century, why not embrace the devil and forget about it? If everything is so catastrophically screwed, why deny yourself the convenience and luxury everyone else experiences? Personally, I'm hoping that the whole thing will last…

I dunno, more power to you, dude, I guess. I just think you're being a little extreme and certainly more than a little smug.

Shore Patrol, why are you on the Internet? Shouldn't you be in a cave or something, with no electricity?

Yeah! Comedians should just take it when we yell at them! It's part of the job.

Kevin Smith's Shirt
Is he a rabbi now? I'm sort of getting a weird rabbi vibe from that picture.

@Anonymous37 - I know Cross knows Aukerman very well but I was genuinely not sure if he had picked up on it at that stage. He either really hadn't clicked yet or he's just a really good actor.

Yeah, I was going to say, "John Kennedy Oswald?" Is that a fucking metal name or what?

"Hi, I was wondering if I could connect my two VCRs to a coaxial A/V cable?"
"You'll have to call my other show."

If not liking Dane Cook and Larry the Cable Guy makes you an elitist in the eyes of a guy with a Stewie avatar, then I'm super fucking elitist.

Sorry. If it's any consolation, maybe we'll become trees who are used for the Bible one day. ["See, dude, that's fucking hilarious! It's ironic!"]