Man, I'm really glad I refrained from adding "BOOM!" after my initial post.

Yeah, idiotking is just too high-minded for this novelty music crap.

"cracked and sere"
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you mean "Hackk!" Oh, you blew the joke, you hackk!

I, too, wish that things like licenses and copyrights did not exist!

hey man don't forget
Quasimodo's Spastic Colon
I Will Remember Me
The Phone Jacks
APPVB
Stonemason's Cutting Society
Delayed Spatula
and 2011 critical darlings The Critical Darlings

Life's Rich Pageant was both my first R.E.M. album and my first album. It made me a lifelong fan.

Poster for "Assemble 2012," in which people work desperately on December 31, 2011, to put together the new year.

Not a poster. He's trapped a woman in his office.

Sequel Jokes 2: More Sequel Jokes!

Quite frankly, television has no purpose now that my local improv/mime high concept group performs regularly. Only people too stupid to understand it would still watch TV.

Hey, he's existing the comments section! Stop existing us!

I don't want to start a new thread because I fear no one will read it, so I'll mention an unrelated pet favorite band.

Okay, I laughed at this one for reasons I still don't understand.

This is very true. When I tell people I like ska, I almost always get "Oh, like Streetlight Manifesto?" But there are some real good bands from that era— I'm a huge Bosstones fan.

The solution with Take on Me is to outsource the high note to one person and everyone else can sing the rest.

I watched an unwilling dude do "Barbie Girl" with some chick. His very flat intonations of "Come ON, Barbie, Let's go party" were the best part.

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Most of the songs I secretly suspect I'd kill at are not at my local Korean karaoke bar, which also includes weird K-pop videos with every song you sing. The song selection there is often just incredibly weird; they have "Who Can It Be Now?" but no "Down Under," missing lots of hits, and a distressingly huge number of…

"I appreciate Seinfeld on a much deeper level than you."