You really don't need to see more. Aries is, for reasons beyond me, on my iTunes. You get the idea after about 5 seconds.

I can't make it through an episode of Todd Margaret. It's like cringe-comedy to the extreme.

I really disliked Accelerate, and I like R.E.M. a whole bunch. I tried to like Accelerate, but I found it painful.

Oh holy batman I'm in an infinite post loop

We need more shows about the exciting lives of pizza deliverymen.

"Missy… I mean, mom…"

You do that.

Hey, it's me, the gimmick character who mercilessly mocks Mr. McGimmick!

I got diagnosed with "ADHD PI." I thought immediately that would make a very entertaining television show.

Maybe he'll do some… Tangoff? Or… some… salsa… Hoff?

Aw darn, I thought it was the ambassador guy with the last name "Bolton." Then I realized his first name probably also isn't Michael.

Here's what I don't get about these rundowns at all. Shitty music like Fuel is thrown off with a "Fuel sucks," and they do, but the Black Eyed Peas and No Doubt and rappers are praised as if they're somehow far more worthy of consideration? Why? I understand this is a thing Rabin does, because he likes rap and enjoys…

Yeah, try pulling that "controversial stuff in the past" bullshit on me. I don't wish death on anyone, I don't celebrate death, etc.

As much as I hate having to explain this, McMahon is my real last name. "Dead" is a nickname I got in high school. I've had this name since long before Ed kicked the bucket, and you started posting ridiculous insensitive BS.
Yeah, there is an exhibitionist element to it, which I don't like, but it doesn't make it any…

Yeah, I'll post in the "serious thread of actually concerned people" to say this sounds awful, and also The Guy sucks.

I believe that, at 11:11, the clock will read 11:11 for 1 minute.

He's made a huge mistake.

Man, here I am, going on all day about this!

Jeff, I agree one hundred percent. There are plenty of stupid Democrats and liberals. Lots and lots. Stupidity knows no ideology.

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?